Dear Mr S. Expat

DEAR MR S. EXPAT – George Philip Birney

Haha pronounced as SEXPAT! This is the only novel that George Philip Birney has ever written. Based on a true story – first published in 2007 – NEW edition in 2018!

Parthyme dedicates this story to that special younger lady Lois from Lintilla Talker.

DEAR MR S. EXPAT

Real Virtual Lies

Has now been moved away from USA paperback & kindle to EU paperback & epub

This is the final edition of “Dear Mr. S. Expat”.

Has your heart been broken by finding out that the other unknown person was having a cyber love affair with another? Even though you never met that person for real? As soon as you get warm feelings for a cyber profile, please do analyze yourself to figure out what exactly turns you on. If you are honest to yourself, you may be surprised. If you are so much in love with a cyber profile that your life gets turned upside down, then you are in a cyberlusional state.

Hey, no offense, it’s just a story! Let’s say, it is a psychological cyber love drama.This novel is aggressive and contains rough language. No, it is not porn, but is has some cyber sex passages. Yes it has also some true literary poetic elements in it, but you definitely won’t fall asleep! So do not read it in bed. Unless you have other plans than sleeping of course.


ISBN: 9789463453318 (370 pages)



Binding : Paperback
Distributievorm : paperback & epub
Formaat :
Aantal pagina’s : 370
Uitgeverij :
ISBN : 9789463453318
Datum publicatie : 07-2007


This book, based on real world events, is dedicated to all lonesome internetters or cyberians who hope to find a loved one through social networks of any kinds, having to confront the harsh reality of the virtual world. A must read for all daters!This book is about internet dating, cyber love, chat sex, and what have you. Yes, there are non-fiction books on the market that talk about these subjects, usually from a psychological viewpoint. But this book emphasizes the REAL virtual world, by telling a true story.

Storyline: A true dating related story about an older man who is forced to deal with different sex cultures in a virtual world that is not his own, where he is to confront people outside of his reality in a complex maze of feelings, desires, beliefs and behavior on the internet.

Chat & email style reading, also for those who have never been online. CONTENTS: I Am And I Was | Petman | Lovernaut | Kungfool | Who-Man | Youngies | I-Loosion | Frustro | Psycho | Idents | Realities | Fate Faith | Validay | Change | Why | Truth-Lie | Court | Forbidden Reality | Net-Only Wizdoom | Awakening | Reboot.

Key terms:

addicted to internet – adultery – alcohol drunk – american street smart – american girl – anonymous profile – arab – broken heart – chat insults – cheating & deceiving – childish love – computer – court case – court of justice – crazy – cum – curse – cyber bully – cyber detective – cyber sex – dating site – delusions desires – desires – dominate – dream in a dream – email relationship – emotional (dis)charge – euro trash – european man – fakers – falling in love – fantasy – fool – fuck – girl power – halloween fuck – hate – hiding identity – horny – hurt – i love you – internet – illicit dreams – jealousy – judge – legal illegal – lies fakes scams – live conversations – lonely lonesome – love definition – lunatic – lying – marriage – masturbation – mental illness – minor adult sex – misunderstanding – multiple virtual fake profiles – multi cultural – multi lingual – obsessed – parents children – personal life issues – pervert – porn – pretending – psychology – quran prayer – real story – reality vs virtuality – relational deceptions – retarded – ruling – scorn – sexual harassment – snatch catch – soul to soul – split personality – stalker – strong explicit language – social – swearwords – tears – teenage girl – turned on – unreal – upset – verdict – virtual marriage – virtual prostitute – virtual violence – wet dream


0. The coming of the prophet 1. Love 2. Marriage 3. Children 4. Giving 5. Eating and Drinking 6. Work 7. Joy and Sorrow 8. Houses 9. Pets 10. Clothes 11. Buying and Selling 12. Crime and Punishment 13. Laws 14. Freedom 15. Reason and Passion 16. Pain 17. Self-Knowledge 18. Teaching 19. Friendship 20. Talking 21. Time and Space 22. Good and Evil 23. Prayer 24. Pleasure 25. Beauty 26. Religion 27. Death 28. Forms Of Existence 29. Real vs Virtual 30. The Farewell